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Still Accepting Resumes…

I have no need for snow.   Nix.  Nien.  Nyet.  Bubkis.

Also, I tire of Café World… and thus am interviewing candidates for my next inane obsession.  Here are the current contenders:

  1. Sims.  This is a word-of-mouth referral from Hecubus who, for some reason, thinks that I would find fulfillment in controlling my own little world.
  2. The Giants.  No, I’m joking…
  3. Cat Collecting. 
  4. Taxidermy.  (Which would be a practical skill to have in the event I tire of Cat Collecting.)
  5. Randomly Calling 800 Numbers.  Currently, this one is showing the most promise.  It’s free, I can do it at work and, if I dial the right number, I just may be reunited with Mr. Lavahn at the rubber factory (who, by the way, is not a crazy person).
  6. Porn. 

So, I had meant to spend a quiet day lounging about in my Pajama Jeans, but instead found myself shoveling slush.  Meanwhile, Hecubus is at a Bruins game, no doubt drinking Budweiser, eating crappy food, and using variations of the word “fuck” as adjective, adverb, and punctuation. In a side-by-side comparison, I think I’d choose shoveling…

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13 Responses to “Still Accepting Resumes…”

  1. Cricket Says:
    January 18th, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    It’s a toss up between porn and 800 #s, I say. I, too, had to shovel while my spouse is at a game. It sucks, but I suppose I shouldn’t whine considering this is the first time I’ve had to do it this winter.

  2. Bellamy Says:
    January 18th, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    Nope, I say we form a United Front and whine together…

  3. Jiggy Says:
    January 18th, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    Porn and cat collecting would be my picks!!!

  4. Bellamy Says:
    January 18th, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    Hmmm… but hopefully not combined…

  5. alan Says:
    January 18th, 2010 at 7:57 pm

    Don’t worry Jeff only had four beers , buffalo wings and two hot dogs. Oh ya, and four peppermint balls.

  6. St. Alphonso Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 12:46 pm

    BD, you must add becoming involved in the art world, particularly theater in the summertime, to your potential list. You know, during these tough times of pay cuts and benefit reductions, a couple grand to support the art folks should be made a Constitutional requirement.

    We all have to support the f*****g arts, you know!

  7. Peanut Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    Isn’t Porn considered an art form?

  8. Bellamy Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am

    St. Alph – I wouldn’t mind supporting the arts with our pay-cuts so much if the venue in question wasn’t some substandard playhouse with shmaltzy one act plays that people have to either be begged or work for a Certain Employer to attend.

    No – wait – I would still mind.

  9. Bellamy Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 7:51 am

    Oh, and as for porn, I’ve seen better acting from an overly made-up, 35-year old “Adult Thespian” donning pigtails, white knee socks, and a Catholic school-girl pleated skirt (and that’s all) than I have at said playhouse.

  10. Steve Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 12:34 pm

    It’s easy to ignore one’s responsibility for supporting the arts until you try to visualize a world with no statues of Jesus made from dog feces.

  11. Bellamy Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    Point taken.

  12. Cricket Says:
    January 21st, 2010 at 12:17 pm

    Porn IS art, people. Performance art ringing any bells???

  13. Peanut Says:
    January 22nd, 2010 at 11:46 am

    I lost my train of thought after reading:

    “35-year old “Adult Thespian” donning pigtails, white knee socks, and a Catholic school-girl pleated skirt (and that’s all)”

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