This Chick's Perspective…

I don’t get the logic behind “Patience is a Virtue.”  I could get hit by a truck whilst being virtuously patient.  Fuck that, man.

Like most proverbs, that one is a conspiracy; it’s The Man keeping us down; it’s the leaden shoe of oppression stomping upon would-be questing minds; it’s the boss insisting on random drug testing.

I have no idea what I’m going on about… Café World, perhaps, because I want another oven and I can’t have one until I reach the next level. 

Aside from Café World, I hate Facebook; I so don’t need another avenue leading to destination: Neurotic-ville.  Not that I need a virtual kitchen, either…

Work is going swimmingly, as is my alcohol-intake reduction. 

And now it’s time to play:  Guess What Bellamy’s Lying About.  Is it:

1. Work is going swimmingly
2. As is my alcohol-intake reduction
3. Both 1 and 2
4. Neither 1 nor 2
5. Both 1 and 2 with a beer chaser

Alcohol-Intake Reduction sounds a bit like a consommé…you may wish to take that into consideration before making your final selection.

I’m off to cook Real Life tandoori chicken…   It tastes just like sambaar and/or tortilla soup, but nothing like sixty dollar pheasant.

(PS – I was sure to adjust my “a, b, c,s” to “1, 2, 3′s” this time, so if the rest of the blog sucks, it’s because I was focused on that.)

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