Sunday, Sunday, Sunday…!
I am in The Cave, attempting to be Positive Mojo ~ which is far more challenging than it may sound.
Necessary Garb: Giants t-shirt and underpants (yes, underpants).
Necessary Skill: The ability to listen to Hec rail on about football without throttling him.
In other news: here’s what Hec’s man soap bottle boasts: “Pheromone Infused.”
Pheromone Infused.
Now, I’m no scientist, but if human pheromones exist, wouldn’t the act of washing oneself mask said pheromones?
If human pheromones do not exist, exactly what creature’s pheromones have been injected into this body wash? This only slightly concerns me, as I think pheromones are species specific, but what if the scientists are wrong? Will I smell Hec and have an overwhelming desire to bed a gypsy moth?
I know – I’m being over analytical again.
Male interpretation for “Pheromone Infused:” “Use of this product will result in sex.”
Does it work? Well, I’m not talking… and neither is the gypsy moth.
And now back to our regularly scheduled program:
I think I may have to throttle Hec after all – he keeps insisting that I watch the replays. You know, I’m going to start shoving my ear buds into Hec’s ear cavities while enthusing, “You have GOT to listen to this paragraph!”
October 5th, 2009 at 7:35 am
Funnily enough my car was covered with Gypsy Moths on the ride in to work this morning.
Look Like these Pheromone Infused Body wash is doing the trick!
Go get it boys! http://www.dialsoap.com/fm-moistrich_bodywash.html
October 5th, 2009 at 9:11 am
Jiggy are you going all metro-sexual on us?
Why are we talking about feminine/male bathing products, when we should be talking about football and when there is a loll in the conversation AGF?
October 5th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
I have some perfume that is pheromone infused. Want to borrow it? Between that and Hec’s body wash, you two will never see the light of day until it runs out and you are forced to get in your moth covered car to go buy more.
October 5th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Hmmm… apparently pheromone infused body products are yet another thing I’m behind the times with… Damn.
Peanut, you and Hec may talk football ad nauseum as of “0 Dark Thirty” Saturday morning when you leave for Mecca… but not before in my presence. (Or on my blog site.)
October 6th, 2009 at 9:35 am
Must …. refrain…… from …… giving …… sarcastic ….. football ……. related …… response……
Ow now my head hurts.