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Rhinestones Not Included…

Parents, have you longed to share the style and comfort of Pajama Jeans with your baby (or life-like orangutan toddler)?  Would you like your baby to be a trend-setter in the infield at the next NASCAR race?  Is your child in need of an ensemble for the Trailer Park Baby 2010 Pageant?   Or do you simply tire of changing your baby daily and wish there was a diaper that would esthetically disguise your neglect?

Presenting Huggies Little Movers Jeans… the diaper for a future-generation of adults who will read at a bell-curved eighth grade level.

Sold exclusively at stores that end with the word “-Mart.”

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8 Responses to “Rhinestones Not Included…”

  1. Cricket Says:
    July 11th, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    WTF??? I haven’t seen those! Do they have “ToughSkins” stamped on them somewhere?

  2. Murphalicious Says:
    July 11th, 2010 at 6:22 pm

    This should encourage the children to get potty trained roundabout the time they start shaving.

  3. Lewie Says:
    July 13th, 2010 at 8:18 am

    Do they have those in Adult Diapers? It is summer you know. And I am getting tired of getting up to go to the bathroom.

  4. Peanut Says:
    July 13th, 2010 at 11:29 am

    The Bladder Buddy:

    A comfortable product that allows men to urinate discreetly while stuck in traffic, at large sporting events, in parades, at concerts or in many other situations. So, if you are not a season ticket holder to your own men’s room, you should make a small investment for a big relief and never have to worry again.

    The Bladder Buddy can also be used for men dealing with urinary incontinence. Now more than ever, physical activities can be pursued without concern or embarrassment.

    The Bladder Buddy urine bag and urine bag tote can also be used by women who have an intermittent catheter in use short term after surgery or for long term use. No leg straps, means no pulling on the catheter.

  5. Lewie Says:
    July 14th, 2010 at 9:49 am

    do you and Jeff use this when going to the Giants game?

  6. Peanut Says:
    July 14th, 2010 at 9:59 am

    A man has to do what a man has to do………..

  7. Jiggy Says:
    July 14th, 2010 at 10:38 am

    I do believe there where a “Sears Husky” version of these huggies.

  8. Peanut Says:
    July 14th, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    Those things are too tight in the crotch.

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