My Cat’s Breath Smells Like… Riddick-cule…

And Now For Something Completely Ripped-Off:  ART.

At least the sign is correct in its usage of “its”…

My Own Personal JC’s Birthday-Eve:  The Chronicles of Riddick. Seriously “Dame” Judy Dench?   Sirs Elton John and Paul McCartney unplug their noses at you…

5 Responses to “My Cat’s Breath Smells Like… Riddick-cule…”

  1. alan polansky Says:

    Hec’s breath smells like gefilte fish.

  2. Bellamy Says:

    As long as it doesn’t smell like Teen Spirit…

  3. Steve Says:

    My found my son watching The Chronicles of Riddick (or, “The Cwonicles of Widdick” as I repeatedly called it to his great annoyance. I would randomly demand that they “Welease Widdick”). I was depressed to find out that someone was already using the name “Vin Diesel” as that was the name I had always planned to use should I become a celebrity. Staying with the engine theme I’ve selected “Norman Wankel” as a fallback.

  4. Bellamy Says:

    You mean “Vin Diesel” isn’t his real name?
    I want to be D.B. Hybrid or C. Thomasa Dremel (I know a Dremel isn’t an engine, but it’s a cool toy! Hec bought me one so I could polish the sharp edges of my Shrinky Dinks.)

  5. Steve Says:

    I think my movie name would definitely have to be car-related. If I was an action hero I might be Vance Turbo. If I get more sensitive roles, maybe Brad Hatchback. If I am relegated to adult films, maybe Tony Crankshaft or something. . . .

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