This Chick's Perspective…

If you received a voice mail from some arbitrary whack-job on Saturday morning announcing:  “I’m in an alley.  Behind Keystone Bank.  At Novare Res,” yeah, that was just me.  Sorry about that…

Ah, Novare Res, with such exertion did we pursue you…  Do we regret having found you?  No, indeed.  Although perhaps we should have spent a little less time getting to know you…

It all began spiraling out of control when Hec was presented with a 340 bottle beer list…  They even had a beer for Bell…

I would post the pic as proof, but I can’t figure out how to superimpose Kate Winslett’s face onto my own…

We didn’t spend the entirety of a beautiful day in a bar underground; prior to that, there was shopping.

You know, I’ve never browsed candy-necklace underwear while two men selected a blow-up doll before.

\”Enhancing Relationships Since 1992\”.  I’m drawn to the fact that it’s “Family Owned.”  I’ve been thinking of opening a similar shop with my in-laws, basically because I long to instruct my mother-in-law to inventory the butt plugs.

Here’s a product I wish Hec had the patent on… Apparently it’s all the rage with the college girls:

Alternately, is there an App for That?

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