A Special Kind of Spin Class…
How much do I love this man? After finally admitting that I have a problem, and one which I intend to exacerbate, I went to Hec, head bowed in humiliation, to tell him I was about to order SIMs. And guess what? He ordered it on Friday…
I’m not worthy… Really.
In keeping with that old adage, “There’s nothing like a bad Irish zombie movie in the morning,” Hec and I began our day with Dead Meat. Light up a pack for this one, George Romero. The zombie plague begins with farm animals, as all things tend to do in Ireland. Frankly, I think the zombie-consumed residents of County McClooney got off easy. Consider those poor Irish bastards who had to live with the haunting memories of seeing their once carnally-adored sheep go rabid…
[Chapter 5, Paragraphs 2 – 4 of the critically acclaimed book, “It’s Okay to Use the N Word When You’re Black,” allows me to disparage Irishmen without being tagged as a racist. Having been delivered unto this earth by a McManus, I have been endowed with the right to make fun of those dirty micks as much as I want. (In keeping with this theme, I may also ridicule Swedes, drunks, lunatics, cat fanciers and tax preparers without anticipating legal repercussions.)]
Must be off to prepare hors d’oeuvres for the Stupid Bowl Party…
Oh – one more thing. You know how “you learn something new every day?” Well, today I learned what a spinner is. I would say that men are pigs, but I think that’s already been established.
February 8th, 2010 at 7:35 am
Being one of the top ranked “Pigs” – I need to know more details on how you found out what a spinner was…..
February 8th, 2010 at 8:23 am
You mean, who gave me access to the sacred writings of “Man Code?” I’ll never tell…
February 8th, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Hec is hereby excomunicated (sp) from the man club, so it is said, so it shall be……
February 9th, 2010 at 8:30 am
Hec! what were you thinking!!!
February 9th, 2010 at 11:04 am
I am sure he was persuaded by a lovely women in the only way men give up manly secrets……
February 9th, 2010 at 3:09 pm
I just had to look up “spinner” on urban dictionary. My husband doesn’t tell me this kind of stuff.