I’m Wishing…

  1. That Rod Serling had done a “Twilight Zone” about Kraft Singles – American Processed Cheese Food Product.
  2. That adults would stop telling high-schoolers that, “These are the best days of your lives.”
  3. That luck was a lady.
  4. That clowns weren’t so scary.
  5. That I wasn’t afraid of teenagers.
  6. That I still had my Battlestar Gallactica t-shirt.
  7. That Bob really was your uncle.
  8. That yodeling would make a comeback.
  9. That I was lounging in my Pajama Jeans right now.
  10. That fear didn’t dictate so many of my decisions.
  11. That my cat’s breath didn’t smell so much like cat food.
  12. That I hadn’t bent my Wookie.
  13. That my life had a narrator.
  14. That the voices in my voices in my head would stop being that narrator.
  15. That fat-bottomed girls really did make the rockin’ world go round.

… To Be Continued…

2 Responses to “I’m Wishing…”

  1. alan Says:

    Yes and if you go outside with out a coat you”ll catch a death of cold. What ever that means.

  2. Cricket Says:

    Hey–remember that barn we almost got locked into while we were innocently looking through piles of books? I drove by the other day and they now have a stained glass clown hanging in the window making the place even more haunting.

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